Gloria Tesch
Gloria Tesch, if you’re not familiar, is a self-published author. Her parents self-published her book at the age of 13 and since then she has repeatedly claimed to hold the title of “World’s Youngest Published Novelist”, despite not being the youngest published author, and despite not actually being published.
Over time, she has become rather well-known for her ludicrously dishonest attempts at self-promotion, which include spamming numerous websites with her own information, sneaking into Barnes and Noble and taking pictures of herself with her books that she’d placed on bestseller racks, and creating false book trailers with paid actors pretending to cosplay characters from her books.
They have supposedly turned down offers from major Hollywood heavyweights, have plans for a Maradonia Theme Park, and are currently in the process of turning the Maradonia “saga” into a movie, with funding from her parents’ deep pockets and a failed IndieGogo fundraiser that made 7% of their goal.
Needless to say, hilarity has ensued.
The Articles
- A Trip Inside the Mind of Team Tesch
- The Maradonia Saga Book Trailer Review
- The State of the Maradonia Movie
- The Maradonia Movie Trailer
- Gloria Tesch’s “How To Overcome Writer’s Block”
- Gloria Tesch: Celebrity
- Maradonia Reloaded, Part 1: 9/11
- Maradonia Reloaded, Part 2: Kitty and the Mouse-Chens
I just bought the 7 bridges. Can’t wait to read this trainwreck.
Wow that’s pretty intense
I AM GLORIA TESCH MOTHER AND I DEMAND OF YOU TO CANCEL THIS SITE IMMEDIATELY UNLESS YOU WISH TO BE CANCELLED 4EVER. THIS IS BULLYING AND I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER.
Obvious troll is obvious.
For a mother your grasp of the English language (and keyboard) are questionable
Obvious comment is obvious.
Lol
‘grasp … are’
lol
Dunno where else to post this,but get yourself a signed copy: http://pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&alt=web&id=151807546349&globalID=EBAY-US
Hey, I don’t know if you still follow Gloria Tesch but I thought you might find this interesting. It was recently discovered Gloria has been stealing photos of models and people on vacation and passing them off as her own on instagram. https://kiwifar.ms/threads/gloria-tesch-article.12761/
Obvious meme-based sarcasm is obvious.
I forgot to mention I finally read it, pretty much in one sitting. It was a thing of glory and I do not regret spending money on it. It started out a bit rocky and I got distracted a lot, but then it just rolled downhill and wouldn’t stop.
I may be a bit late but i actually personally know the “worlds youngest author”, or at least the only successful one. His first book was published when he was 12 and he now spends most of his time teaching and not writing
I found Gerry Tesch’s phone number on the Maradonia website and I called it pretending to be a crazed fangirl. He thought I was one of Gloria’s friends and seemed surprised that I wasn’t. He said the movie is coming out but there’s no official release date. Also, he doesn’t speak English fluently.
Obvious lampshade is obvious.
You should put a link from this page to the movie review.
Is it really that bad.